Brainsick Biscuit

Tees that say something.

Oversized graphic tees on 240 GSM heavyweight cotton. Wear a thought, not a billboard.

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Model wearing a Brainsick Biscuit tee
The Brainsick Manifesto

Loud is easy.
Funny is hard.

EVERYONE ELSE
A giant print. Says nothing.
Pikachu Needs a Raise
BRAINSICK
A small idea. Says everything.
We start with the idea, not the print.
01Idea first 02Print second 03240 GSM oversized, built to last
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Witty humans and counting.
4.6 rating
10%to animal welfare
240 GSMoversized
Tees for Tails

Wear a joke. Feed a stray.

Here's the deal: we donate 5% of every order to animal welfare — then add another 5% from our own pocket. That's 10% to the strays — food, shelter, care — at no extra cost to you. You get the punchline; a good boy gets a meal.

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Elevated Comfort

Built like we mean it.

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240 GSM heavyweight cotton
Substantial and structured — made to outlast the trend cycle.
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Oversized, dropped-shoulder fit
Relaxed the way it's meant to be worn.
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Bio-washed & pre-shrunk
No shrinking, no surprises after the first wash.
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Original prints, in-house
Every design starts as an idea. Never generic.