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John Lemon: Came to Rishikesh, Had Some Paan, Started a Band
John Lemon: Came to Rishikesh, Had Some Paan, Started a Band
The story behind John Lemon — came to Rishikesh, had some paan, and named his band The Betels. The desi Beatles parody and how to wear it. Read more...
Best Oversized T-Shirt Brands in India (2026): An Honest List
Best Oversized T-Shirt Brands in India (2026): An Honest List
The best oversized t-shirt brands in India in 2026, sorted by what each is good for: Brainsick for original funny tees, plus The Souled Store, Bewakoof, Snitch and more. Read more...
Funny Office T-Shirts: Corporate Humour Tees for the 9-to-5
Funny Office T-Shirts: Corporate Humour Tees for the 9-to-5
Funny office and corporate t-shirts made in India: Corporate Psyduck, Pikachu Needs a Raise, Corporate Courage, Just A Normal Monday and more. For casual Fridays and WFH calls. Read more...
Anxiety Humour T-Shirts: For People Who Cope With Jokes
Anxiety Humour T-Shirts: For People Who Cope With Jokes
Anxiety humour t-shirts made in India: Anxiety, Anxietea, Mental Bakedown, Fine and more. Funny 240 GSM oversized tees for people who laugh so they don't spiral. Read more...
Introvert T-Shirts: Tees That Say "Please Don't Talk to Me" Politely
Introvert T-Shirts: Tees That Say "Please Don't Talk to Me" Politely
Funny introvert t-shirts made in India: Shyduck, Suffer in Silence, Wake Me Up When I Care and more. 240 GSM oversized tees that do the small talk for you. Read more...
Overthinker T-Shirts: 8 Tees for People Whose Brain Never Logs Off
Overthinker T-Shirts: 8 Tees for People Whose Brain Never Logs Off
Funny overthinker t-shirts made in India: Brain Buffering, Spectrum, Paranoid, Manifesting and more. 240 GSM oversized tees for people who replay every conversation at 3am. Read more...
Brainsick Biscuit: The House Tee, Done Cartoon-Network Style
Brainsick Biscuit: The House Tee, Done Cartoon-Network Style
The story behind the Brainsick Biscuit house tee — our logo done up Cartoon Network style, because we take exactly one thing seriously. How to wear it. Read more...
How to Wash Graphic Tees So the Print Never Cracks
How to Wash Graphic Tees So the Print Never Cracks
Graphic tee prints crack and fade for one main reason — heat. Here's exactly how to wash, dry, and store your tees so the print stays sharp for years. Read more...
Labrathor: What If Thor Was a Labrador (Worthy, and Also a Good Boy)
Labrathor: What If Thor Was a Labrador (Worthy, and Also a Good Boy)
The story behind Labrathor — what if Thor was a labrador, worthy of the hammer and also this tennis ball. The wholesome mashup and how to wear it. Read more...
Fatman: Gotham's Snackiest Vigilante
Fatman: Gotham's Snackiest Vigilante
The story behind Fatman — Gotham's snackiest vigilante, giving the Penguin real competition. The parody for snack lovers and how to wear it. Read more...
Charmander: Done Being a Starter, Now a Full-Time Flirt
Charmander: Done Being a Starter, Now a Full-Time Flirt
The story behind Charmander — done being a starter Pokémon, now a full-time flirt with the tail lit and eyebrows up. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Poke Monday: Pikachu, Fully Out of Charge, Dreading the Week
Poke Monday: Pikachu, Fully Out of Charge, Dreading the Week
The story behind Poke Monday — Pikachu fully out of charge, dreading another Monday. 25,000 volts and still cannot do it. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Saturday Mornings: The Skeletal Aftermath of a Corporate Week
Saturday Mornings: The Skeletal Aftermath of a Corporate Week
The story behind Saturday Mornings — that skeletal, fully-drained state only five days of corporate work can achieve. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
The Best T-Shirt Fabric for Indian Summers (And What to Avoid)
The Best T-Shirt Fabric for Indian Summers (And What to Avoid)
Sweaty, sticky, see-through tees? Here's the best t-shirt fabric for India's heat — why combed cotton and the right GSM beat cheap blends, and what to avoid. Read more...
Ear For You: The Softest Elephant Pun in the Herd
Ear For You: The Softest Elephant Pun in the Herd
The story behind Ear For You — big ears, bigger heart. The softest elephant pun for the friend who actually listens (or pretends to). The joke and how to wear... Read more...
Oh Shit, The Economy: That Dinosaur-Watching-the-Sky Feeling
Oh Shit, The Economy: That Dinosaur-Watching-the-Sky Feeling
The story behind Oh Shit, The Economy — the meteor's coming and so is the rent. That dinosaur-watching-the-sky feeling every payday brings. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Don't Duck With Me: An Angry Duck With Genuine Intent
Don't Duck With Me: An Angry Duck With Genuine Intent
The story behind Don't Duck With Me — an angry duck holding a knife with real intent. You will not win. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Suffer: Introverts Unite! (Separately, In Our Own Homes)
Suffer: Introverts Unite! (Separately, In Our Own Homes)
The story behind Suffer — introverts unite, separately, in our own homes. The rallying cry for people who would rather not. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Mental Bakedown: A Loaf of Bread Falling Beautifully Apart
Mental Bakedown: A Loaf of Bread Falling Beautifully Apart
The story behind Mental Bakedown — a loaf of bread having a full breakdown. If bread can crumble and keep it together, so can you. The pun and how to... Read more...
How to Style an Oversized T-Shirt (Women): 8 Effortless Fits
How to Style an Oversized T-Shirt (Women): 8 Effortless Fits
Oversized tee, endless outfits. Here are 8 easy ways to style an oversized t-shirt for women — from tucked-and-cute to full baggy comfort — plus the tricks that make it... Read more...
Bumbledore: The Wizarding World's Most Unbothered Pollinator
Bumbledore: The Wizarding World's Most Unbothered Pollinator
The story behind Bumbledore — Dumbledore reimagined as a bumblebee, the wizarding world's chillest pollinator. The pun for Potter nerds and how to wear it. Read more...
Shinchan Vibes: Is He Shy, or Is He Plotting?
Shinchan Vibes: Is He Shy, or Is He Plotting?
The story behind Shinchan Vibes — equal parts innocent and absolutely up to something. That suspicious in-between energy, on a 240 GSM tee. How to wear it. Read more...
The Farce Awakens: May the Force Be With Your Deadlines
The Farce Awakens: May the Force Be With Your Deadlines
The story behind The Farce Awakens — a Star Wars parody for the chaotically hopeful, running on last-minute deadlines and pure faith. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Manifesting: Every Magikarp Is One Evolution From Gyarados
Manifesting: Every Magikarp Is One Evolution From Gyarados
The story behind Manifesting — every Magikarp is one evolution from becoming a Gyarados. Delusional optimism in heavyweight cotton. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Do Ex: The Closure You Never Got, Printed on a Shirt
Do Ex: The Closure You Never Got, Printed on a Shirt
The story behind Do Ex — the closure you never got, worn loud. Block them louder. Oversized comfort tailored for your villain-arc era. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
How to Style an Oversized T-Shirt (Men): 7 Fits That Just Work
How to Style an Oversized T-Shirt (Men): 7 Fits That Just Work
Oversized tee, but not sure how to wear it? Here are 7 easy, foolproof ways to style an oversized t-shirt for men — bottoms, shoes, layering, and the mistakes to... Read more...
Pikachu Needs a Raise: Shocking People for Decades, Still Underpaid
Pikachu Needs a Raise: Shocking People for Decades, Still Underpaid
The story behind Pikachu Needs a Raise — decades of shocking people and still no pay bump. Deeply relatable. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Nap Now, Work Never: A Lazy Duck's Five-Word Manifesto
Nap Now, Work Never: A Lazy Duck's Five-Word Manifesto
The story behind Nap Now, Work Never — a lazy duck's five-word manifesto you'll want to live by. The anti-hustle mood and how to wear it. Read more...
Anxietea: A Cup of Tea Holding It Together by a Thread
Anxietea: A Cup of Tea Holding It Together by a Thread
The story behind Anxietea — a cup of tea holding it together by a thread, which is to say, one of us. The cosy-anxious pun and how to wear it. Read more...
Bittu Tea Stall: The Desi Glow-Up BTS Never Saw Coming
Bittu Tea Stall: The Desi Glow-Up BTS Never Saw Coming
The story behind Bittu Tea Stall — borahae, but make it cutting chai. The desi BTS parody for the ARMY that runs on adrak wali chai. The joke and how... Read more...
Caffeine: Plotted Like a Periodic Element, Because Your Bloodstream Qualifies
Caffeine: Plotted Like a Periodic Element, Because Your Bloodstream Qualifies
The story behind Caffeine — plotted like a periodic element because your bloodstream basically is one. The science-nerd coffee flex and how to wear it. Read more...
The Best Coding & Programmer T-Shirts to Flex Your Nerd (India)
The Best Coding & Programmer T-Shirts to Flex Your Nerd (India)
Looking for genuinely funny coding t-shirts in India? Here are the best programmer, dev, and science-nerd tees — witty, oversized, 240 GSM, and actually good quality. Read more...
Flash: The Awkward Truth About Every Group Photo
Flash: The Awkward Truth About Every Group Photo
The story behind Flash — Batman, Superman and the awkward truth about camera settings. Flash on, best friends; flash off, strangers. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Llama: Shades On, Drama Off
Llama: Shades On, Drama Off
The story behind Llama — a cool, unbothered llama who does not do gossip, group chats, or your latest crisis. Pure four-legged serenity. How to wear it. Read more...
UFO: Travelled Light-Years Just to Flip Everyone Off
UFO: Travelled Light-Years Just to Flip Everyone Off
The story behind UFO — a spaceship that crossed the galaxy for the sole purpose of flipping everyone off. Worth the trip. The joke and how to wear it. Read more...
Monday Mornings: A Wearable Patrick Having the Worst Time
Monday Mornings: A Wearable Patrick Having the Worst Time
The story behind Monday Mornings — that crusty, dead-eyed, why-am-I-awake feeling as a wearable Patrick. For everyone who considers alarms a personal attack. Read more...
Yoda One For Me: The Galaxy's Softest Pick-Up Line
Yoda One For Me: The Galaxy's Softest Pick-Up Line
The story behind Yoda One For Me — the galaxy's cutest Star Wars pun for anyone whose love language is a well-timed dad joke. The joke + how to wear... Read more...
The Best Anime & Pokémon T-Shirts in India (That Aren't Cringe)
The Best Anime & Pokémon T-Shirts in India (That Aren't Cringe)
Want anime tees that are actually funny and well-made? Here are the best anime and Pokémon-inspired t-shirts in India — witty parodies, oversized fit, 240 GSM cotton. Read more...
Web Developer: Spider-Man, the Most Skilled Dev Alive
Web Developer: Spider-Man, the Most Skilled Dev Alive
The story behind Web Developer — Spider-Man as the ultimate web dev, no framework, just webbing. The joke for coders and Marvel nerds. How to wear it. Read more...
TEE-REX: The Dinosaur Who Finally Figured Out Fashion
TEE-REX: The Dinosaur Who Finally Figured Out Fashion
The story behind TEE-REX — a T-Rex proudly wearing a tee, tiny arms and all. The dad-joke that writes itself, and why pun lovers can't resist it. Read more...
Scooby Can't Doo: The Burnout Mascot for Everyone Running on Empty
Scooby Can't Doo: The Burnout Mascot for Everyone Running on Empty
The story behind Scooby Can't Doo — the burnout mascot for anyone one Scooby Snack away from clocking out. The joke, the philosophy, and how to wear it. Read more...
Schrödinger's Cat: Wanted, Dead AND Alive
Schrödinger's Cat: Wanted, Dead AND Alive
The story behind Schrödinger's Cat — wanted dead AND alive, in both states at once. The physics paradox for nerds who love a good superposition. How to wear it. Read more...
Psyduck: Frying an Egg on His Own Head, a Mood in Three Parts
Psyduck: Frying an Egg on His Own Head, a Mood in Three Parts
The story behind Psyduck — so overwhelmed he's frying an egg on his own head. A mood, a warning, a lifestyle, on a 240 GSM oversized tee. Read more...
Oversized vs Regular Fit T-Shirts: Which Should You Actually Buy?
Oversized vs Regular Fit T-Shirts: Which Should You Actually Buy?
Oversized or regular fit? Here's the real difference in cut, drape, and vibe — plus which suits your body, your style, and the occasion. A straight-talking comparison. Read more...
Pawsitive: A Dog Who Has Never Had a Bad Day
Pawsitive: A Dog Who Has Never Had a Bad Day
The story behind Pawsitive — good vibes only, delivered by a dog who has never had a bad day in his life. The wholesome pick-me-up tee and how to wear... Read more...
Just Do It Later: The Snorlax Anthem for Professional Procrastinators
Just Do It Later: The Snorlax Anthem for Professional Procrastinators
The story behind Just Do It Later — a lazy Snorlax sprawled across a swoosh. The anti-hustle icon for anyone who'll start tomorrow. The joke + how to wear it. Read more...
Irrelephant: For When Someone's Argument Simply Does Not Matter
Irrelephant: For When Someone's Argument Simply Does Not Matter
The story behind Irrelephant — a big, unbothered elephant who has decided your argument does not matter. The pun, the attitude, and how to wear it. Read more...
Incorgnito: The Corgi That Went Undercover (And Blew Its Own Cover)
Incorgnito: The Corgi That Went Undercover (And Blew Its Own Cover)
The story behind Incorgnito — a corgi on a covert mission, too cute to stay hidden. The pun, the vibe, and why dog people won't take it off. Read more...
He He He: When Helium Walks Into the Periodic Table
He He He: When Helium Walks Into the Periodic Table
The story behind He He He — laughing gas as a chemistry pun for science nerds who peaked in chem class. The joke, the flex, and how to wear it. Read more...
The Best Meme T-Shirts to Buy Online in India (Actually Funny)
The Best Meme T-Shirts to Buy Online in India (Actually Funny)
Want meme t-shirts that are genuinely funny and don't fall apart? Here are the best meme and pop-culture tees to buy online in India — witty, oversized, 240 GSM cotton. Read more...