Field guide · Corporate survival
Corporate life is a comedy that nobody in the meeting admits is a comedy. These tees admit it for you. They are for casual Fridays, WFH calls with the camera on from the chest up, and the commute home when you've given everything and received a "thanks, noted".
Can you wear a funny tee to the office?
On casual Fridays and in most startups, yes. The trick is a joke your manager laughs at too. Cartoon designs like Corporate Psyduck land because everyone in the room has had that week. Keep the spicier designs for the weekend.
Every tee below is the same blank: 240 GSM super-combed heavyweight cotton, an oversized boxy fit that drapes instead of clinging, sizes XS to XXL, and a crack-resistant print. Each one is printed to order in India. Heavyweight cotton holds its shape through a full day in an air-conditioned office, and the oversized fit works over trousers or jeans.
The tees
1. Corporate Psyduck
Psyduck staring down his workload, headache incoming. The most accurate corporate mascot ever drawn.
2. Pikachu Needs a Raise
Pikachu has been shocking people for decades and still hasn't been promoted. Wear it to the appraisal meeting, if you're brave.
3. Corporate Courage
That's not a monitor, it's your Monday. Courage stares into the corporate abyss so you don't have to (you still have to).
4. Just A Normal Monday
A duck sitting calmly in front of a burning computer. Honestly, just a normal Monday.
5. Hanging By A Thread
Shinchan doing the daily local like the rest of us: suited up, asleep standing, three coffees in, dreaming of a sick day.
6. Born To Pay Bills
For the 3pm moment when the spreadsheet stares back and you wonder if this is it.
7. Poke Monday
Pikachu, fully out of charge. Twenty-five thousand volts and still can't do Monday.
8. Friyay Psyduck
Psyduck has clocked out and opened the bubbly. The reward for surviving all of the above.
Gifts for coworkers
A funny office tee is an easy farewell, birthday or secret-santa gift because everyone at work shares the joke. Match it to the person: Pikachu Needs a Raise for the overworked one, Friyay Psyduck for the one counting down to the weekend, Corporate Courage for the new joiner who still looks scared.
The full set lives in our Clocked Out collection, including hoodies for cold office ACs.
Shop the office tees
Corporate Psyduck
Pikachu Needs a Raise
Corporate Courage
Just A Normal Monday
Hanging By A Thread
Friyay Psyduck
Frequently asked questions
Brainsick (brainsick.in) makes corporate humour t-shirts in India, including Corporate Psyduck, Pikachu Needs a Raise, Corporate Courage and Just A Normal Monday. They are 240 GSM oversized tees in sizes XS to XXL.
What is a good funny gift for a coworker?A tee about shared office pain, like Pikachu Needs a Raise or Corporate Psyduck, works for farewells, birthdays and secret santa because the whole team gets the joke.
Are these tees okay for casual Friday?Most are. Cartoon office designs like Corporate Psyduck and Friyay Psyduck are safe for casual Fridays and video calls. They are heavyweight cotton, so they hold their shape through a full workday.
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